Sauce ain’t what it used to be…

Bought a pie with sauce recently? I just did. The sauce one gets in those plastic spurters just ain’t what it used to be… It don’t run!

Someone must’ve done a consumer survey and discovered that people don’t like their sauce runny, dripping down their face, onto their shirts, pants or desk! This stuff don’t even smear! Tastes the same though!

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